Anti-American Trump slips on newspaper, bangs head with irony
“A few days ago, I called the fake news the enemy of the people, and they are. They are the...
The Defective Power Tool Beats the Press
By the time Thursday rolled across the fruited plain, Donald Trump, D.C.’s Defective Power Tool, was hunched over a reinforced...
Trump loves his country, not yours
Last summer I was whirling around the Internet, both hands firmly on the Ferris Wheel, and searching for an answer...
Abraham Lincoln uses birthday to talk afterlife, fate of Trump
Old, but plenty enterprising, I decided to go big this morning, and went after Abraham Lincoln for a talk. It...
Worst word is the best way to stop the hyena
What to write when there’s everything to say? What words to use when more and more words just wreck our...
