In Extraordinary Easter Letter, Trump Berates Bullies, Tells Bible Stories
THE WHITE HOUSE Saturday, March 31, 2018, 4:52 a.m. First, I just want to thank Jesus for making this holiday […]
Trump Lauds new ‘Social Security Advisor’ Michael Bolton in Stormy, Powerful Letter
THE WHITE HOUSE Sunday, March 25, 2018, 3:47 a.m. Dear Loyal Americans To Me, Before I begin this Very Important […]
A Snowflake’s Warning to Trump’s GOP: Winter is Coming
Dear GOP: Just so you know, we are intentionally allowing this to happen to ourselves — this awful feeling. We […]
In Powerful Letter, Trump Announces Plans for Exterior, Defends Sanders, Rips Mueller
THE WHITE HOUSE Saturday, March 10, 2018, 4:43 a.m. Dear American Patriots! First, I just want to apologize for not […]