EXCLUSIVE: The True Story of What Really Happened in That Bunker …
We have captured the incredible, high-level discussions that went on inside the WH bunker and led to Trump’s brave assault on a church.
In Scathing, Jesus-Like Letter, Trump Slams Christian Newspaper that Attacked Him
As you know, when you read the Bible every night like I do, that those were very, very trying times, folks. It wasn’t easy being Jesus. He’d walk around and give terrific speeches all over the place like I do. Oh sure, he didn’t draw the crowds I did, but people loved him and prayed for him anyway.
Trump Rips Farm Animals, Touts Tariff-Winning Farmers in Very Important Letter
Anyway, while I was busy running away from all the animals, a farm girl tackled me from behind and gave me something I’ll never forget, even if I can’t remember what it was. Whatever it was, though, it made quite an impression and I haven’t been back to a farm since. I think about that girl often, and how fast she could run. She ran like a goddam race horse and packed quite a wallop.
In Extraordinary Easter Letter, Trump Berates Bullies, Tells Bible Stories
THE WHITE HOUSE Saturday, March 31, 2018, 4:52 a.m. First, I just want to thank Jesus for making this holiday […]
Trump Announces Amendments to the Bible in Touching Letter to Christians
THE WHITE HOUSE Sunday, July 30, 2017, 3:42 a.m. Oh Holy America! You will notice that I am writing my […]