In Historic Holiday Letter, Trump Reminds Everybody How Much He’s Sacrificed for Them
THE WHITE HOUSE Saturday, May 26, 2018, 7:09 a.m. Because it is Memorial Day Weekend it is very important for […]
Trump To Offer Terrific, Christian Plan to End Gun Violence In Our White Schools
“Because of my Christian values, I was cleaning my golf clubs and praying last night about what to do about all the children being killed in school. After watching Sean’s show, I decided to take bold steps …”
Trump Slams McCain, Obama; Itching to Shove Great, Deserving W. Virginians Back in Coal Mines
THE WHITE HOUSE Saturday, May 12, 2018, 5:19 a.m. Dear Undeserving Americans: In this week’s Very Important Letter I intend […]
Tower of Power Trump Remains Terrifically Defiant That He Is Not a Witch
WASHINGTON — As the fiery sun rose defiantly only to bury itself in the mighty Potomac seven times last week, […]