Tower of Power Trump Remains Terrifically Defiant That He Is Not a Witch
WASHINGTON — As the fiery sun rose defiantly only to bury itself in the mighty Potomac seven times last week, […]
Trump Lauds Fox and Friends, and Touching Visit with ‘Slightly Younger’ French Leader
THE WHITE HOUSE Saturday, April 28, 2018, 4:18 a.m. Dear Americans Who Continually Stand in Aw of Me, First I […]
In Emergency Letter to Ignorant Americans, Trump “Rams Home the Fact” He’s No Racist
THE WHITE HOUSE Monday, January 15, 2018, 5:57 a.m. Dear Real American Followers! I was going to try to […]
Donald Ducks Responsibility for the Most Pathetic, Sad First 100 Days of Anything in the History of the World
“I loved my previous life. I had so many things going. This is more work than in my previous life. […]
Trump Dishes to the Failing N.Y. Times; Can You Smell It?
(Editor’s Note: Just before publishing, a Kevlar-wrapped Trump announced from the privacy of his golden Florida country club, that airstrikes […]