‘America’s No. 1 Christian’ Claims Victory in Stirring Easter Letter
“So here I am making another selfless sacrifice just like Jesus used to do and writing to you when I could be planting palm trees, chasing after Easter eggs or golfing.”
In Scathing, Jesus-Like Letter, Trump Slams Christian Newspaper that Attacked Him
As you know, when you read the Bible every night like I do, that those were very, very trying times, folks. It wasn’t easy being Jesus. He’d walk around and give terrific speeches all over the place like I do. Oh sure, he didn’t draw the crowds I did, but people loved him and prayed for him anyway.
Trump Reaches Out to Living Veterans; Thanks Them for Not Dying Like Cowards
On this hollowed out day, I think of the brave men from Omaha, Iowa, who went to that beach in France and swam through the water with their guns and survived one of the most awful days they ever, ever had.
EXCLUSIVE: The Inspiring Easter Message Trump Had to Have Delivered Before Golf
Dear God, thank you for delivering Baby Jesus to our doorstep. It is on this day that we remember it didn’t go so great for him which is just Sad!
Powerful Trump Celebrates Nobel Prize By Cracking Down on ‘Awful Kids’ Destroying Our Borders
Donald Trump screams out in pain during this historic handshake with North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un. A Nobel Prize...
In Extraordinary Easter Letter, Trump Berates Bullies, Tells Bible Stories
in his powerful, Christian Easter letter Saturday, Donald Trump told stirring bible stories and scolded the “spoiled-rotten” kid who was...
In Powerful Letter, Trump Says He’s Blessed to do all of Jesus’ Work for Him
Donald Trump used his powerful weekly leader to let the world know he has taken over for Jesus while he...
