In Powerful Memorial Day Letter Trump Bravely Explains Why He Never Served

Even though his pecker worked fine, Donald J. Trump sacrificed for his country by staying behind during the war so that he could bravely patrol his father’s yacht club. Seldom have we seen such selflessness …

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In Christmas Letter, Trump Thanks Christian Soldiers, Slams Red Trees

Even President Franklin never wrote a letter like this among the other great things he did, like discovering electricity using only a kite. So think about that folks. And thank you.

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