BREAKING: In Lead Up to Trial, Trump Writes Very Important Letter to America
WINTER SOUTHERN WHITE HOUSE OF THE FORMER SCREEN ACTOR’S GUILD MEMBER, DONALD J. TRUMP Saturday, February 6, 2021 Dear Everybody […]
Trump Reassures America that Mar-a-Lago Will be Safe From Hurricane
Many, many people have told me that blowing up hurricanes with nuclear bombs is a brilliant idea, and that they can’t believe I could possibly even come up with it. So in the future when we are blowing up hurricanes with nuclear bombs, you can remember who never said it first but could have if he wanted.
EXCLUSIVE: The Inspiring Easter Message Trump Had to Have Delivered Before Golf
Dear God, thank you for delivering Baby Jesus to our doorstep. It is on this day that we remember it didn’t go so great for him which is just Sad!
Melania, The Bush Funeral, and The Day Donald Trump Became Presidential
‘MURICA: Saturday will long be remembered as the day the great Donald Trump finally became presidential. While former presidents, world […]
Easter at Mar-a-Lago
Exhausted after a week of desperately seeking grownup approval by indiscriminately bombing the bejesus out of anything that moves, chasing […]