Trump Offers Christian Guidance to Americans Enjoying Their Paid, COVID-19 Holiday
According to Donald Trump, God’s son, Jesus Christ, has enlisted his help to destroy the media … and the Chinese Virus.
From Day 1, NONE Of This Has Been Normal And Must Be Resisted
It had taken only hours for the angry man to confirm what the majority of this country already knew: He was completely unfit to be president.
This Might Be the Very Last Chance We Ever Get to ‘Do The Greatest Thing’
Everybody in Europe heard the clap of thunder in the west the night before … It was a glorious, brilliant, […]
Patriotic Elf Leaks Trump’s Disturbing Letter to “Santy Claws” to the Press
THE WHITE HOUSE Thursday, December 21, 2:49 a.m. Dear Santy Claws: First, I want to make it crystal-clear right from […]
Defiant Trump Lashes Out at Media, Obama, Clinton, and Russian Adoption Procedures
THE WHITE HOUSE Sunday, December 10, 2017, 4:38 a.m. Dear American Followers! First, I just want to say that thanks […]
In Brutally Honest Letter Trump Scoffs at Mueller, Praises His Generals, Sanders
THE WHITE HOUSE Sunday, October 29, 2017, 4:35 a.m. Undying Supporters! First, I just want to say that because I […]
In Powerful Letter Trump Announces Miller Will Head CRAP Initiative to Reign in ‘Lying’ Press
THE WHITE HOUSE Sunday, October 8, 2017, 2:58 a.m. Dear Loyal Americans! Because this country has never been in better […]
“Powerful” Trump Letter Attacks Comey, Takes Brutal Message to the People
THE WHITE HOUSE Saturday, June 10, 2017, 4:19 a.m. Good Morning American Followers! Thanks to the great feedback I got […]
Anti-American Trump slips on newspaper, bangs head with irony
“A few days ago, I called the fake news the enemy of the people, and they are. They are the […]
The Defective Power Tool Beats the Press
By the time Thursday rolled across the fruited plain, Donald Trump, D.C.’s Defective Power Tool, was hunched over a reinforced […]