Trump Offers Christian Guidance to Americans Enjoying Their Paid, COVID-19 Holiday

According to Donald Trump, God’s son, Jesus Christ, has enlisted his help to destroy the media … and the Chinese Virus.
According to Donald Trump, God’s son, Jesus Christ, has enlisted his help to destroy the media … and the Chinese Virus.
It had taken only hours for the angry man to confirm what the majority of this country already knew: He was completely unfit to be president.
Everybody in Europe heard the clap of thunder in the west the night before … It was a glorious, brilliant, […]
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