Abe Lincoln on Animals, Humor & the Brutal End for Trump …
The lively interview that cemented Honest Abe’s, women’s and elephants’ greatness …
Why My Republican Friends Remain Dead to Me …
Lately, I don’t much recognize many of my old friends anymore. I wonder how it is we ended up living on different planets when we used to share the same bed …
A White Man’s Slow March Toward Reparations …
For decades, white people have kicked, screamed, beaten, burned, lynched and conducted themselves in myriad horrific ways before grudgingly “giving” black people what was rightfully already theirs.
Trump Touts Warped Approach to China Virus, Attacks Obama
The most powerful man in the world has decided to take a warped approach to tackling his two biggest nemesis, Obama and weak children.
With Sanders, Warren Ridin’ With Biden, Here’s What Progressives Can Do Who Aren’t
As we close in on the most consequential election of our lifetimes, either you stand against Trump and his evil GOP or you don’t. And if you don’t, well …
Before They Die, Trump Hopes Old People Will Scream at Kids to Vote For Him
With lives literally on the line, Donald Trump has been displaying a dynamic brand of leadership never before seen literally anywhere — ever. I mean, EVER.
In Powerful Letter, Trump Destroys Public Servants, Presidents Who Came before Him
Donald Trump used his Presidents Day letter to eviscerate the presidents who came before him, including Lincoln who freed the slaves, and gave us Obama.
Angry Trump Uses Important Letter to Say Yer Welcome to Thankful Alabama
Because I have been busy guarding Alabama from hurricanes, striking fear into the Taliban, and dealing with the awful, no-nothing, Secretary of the Exteriors Michael Bolton, I have not written you a Very Important Letter in two weeks.
Trump Reassures America that Mar-a-Lago Will be Safe From Hurricane
Many, many people have told me that blowing up hurricanes with nuclear bombs is a brilliant idea, and that they can’t believe I could possibly even come up with it. So in the future when we are blowing up hurricanes with nuclear bombs, you can remember who never said it first but could have if he wanted.
With Everything on the Line, This is No Time for a Very Nice but Average Joe
Hell, damn near everybody likes Joe. He’s like the friendly neighbor up the street who always keeps his yard clean, waves as you walk by and is a helluva Little League coach. I respect Joe. He has spent his life as a public servant and while he has been on the wrong end of some pretty consequential calls in my opinion, I never questioned his heart or love of this country.
Those last two qualities right there should have disqualified Trump four decades ago.