In Powerful Memorial Day Letter Trump Bravely Explains Why He Never Served

Even though his pecker worked fine, Donald J. Trump sacrificed for his country by staying behind during the war so that he could bravely patrol his father’s yacht club. Seldom have we seen such selflessness …

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EXCLUSIVE: Sarcasm Breaks Out in WH Meeting on Mainlining Disinfectants

During this key time in his presidency, Trump has decided sarcasm will be his go-to tool for blaming others and explaining his strategy to open America …

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‘America’s No. 1 Christian’ Claims Victory in Stirring Easter Letter

“So here I am making another selfless sacrifice just like Jesus used to do and writing to you when I could be planting palm trees, chasing after Easter eggs or golfing.”

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Taking ‘No Responsibility At All’ is a Hallmark of Evil

That Trump can say he doesn’t and won’t “take responsibility at all” for a life-threatening crisis that has been so brutally mishandled under his crooked gaze, should end it right there for him.

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Before They Die, Trump Hopes Old People Will Scream at Kids to Vote For Him

With lives literally on the line, Donald Trump has been displaying a dynamic brand of leadership never before seen literally anywhere — ever. I mean, EVER.

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In Powerful Letter, Trump Destroys Public Servants, Presidents Who Came before Him

Donald Trump used his Presidents Day letter to eviscerate the presidents who came before him, including Lincoln who freed the slaves, and gave us Obama.

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EXCLUSIVE: The Day McConnell Put the Fix In for Trump

This meeting would begin a turbulent two weeks in which the Republicans would take unmitigated gall to levels never seen before in a town where Gall is the No. 1 export …

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