Donald Ducks Responsibility for the Most Pathetic, Sad First 100 Days of Anything in the History of the World
Donald Trump is intent on driving this country to hell. “I loved my previous life. I had so many things...
Easter at Mar-a-Lago
Easter at Mar-a-Lago will be just terrific this year — the best. Exhausted after a week of desperately seeking grownup...
Trump Dishes to the Failing N.Y. Times; Can You Smell It?
Before taking on Syria, Trump assaulted the truth and the ‘failing’ N.Y. Times with his best words. (Photo, N.Y. Times)...
Trump takes aim at Big Bird in uneducated assault
Donald Trump is a homegrown terrorist, an enemy of the American people, and a victim of never absorbing any real...
Trump inflicts capital punishment on America
Five days after miraculously proving he could read at a second-grade level during an address to Congress …. Five days...
Anti-American Trump slips on newspaper, bangs head with irony
“A few days ago, I called the fake news the enemy of the people, and they are. They are the...
The Defective Power Tool Beats the Press
By the time Thursday rolled across the fruited plain, Donald Trump, D.C.’s Defective Power Tool, was hunched over a reinforced...
Trump loves his country, not yours
Last summer I was whirling around the Internet, both hands firmly on the Ferris Wheel, and searching for an answer...
Abraham Lincoln uses birthday to talk afterlife, fate of Trump
Old, but plenty enterprising, I decided to go big this morning, and went after Abraham Lincoln for a talk. It...
Worst word is the best way to stop the hyena
What to write when there’s everything to say? What words to use when more and more words just wreck our...
