With but weeks to Joe Biden’s inauguration, Donald Trump presses on with his valiant dream team of inconsequential nobodies to throw out elections results he positively hates.
In this exclusive Donny Jr. tells about the Christmas morning he bravely shot the neighbor’s golden retriever, and the revelation of a sixth Trump child …
As the “meanies” in the Democratic Party made life miserable for her father and impeachment echoed through the West Wing, Ivanka Trump rode to her daddy’s defense with a letter for the ages …
Ivanka: <11 seconds of inaudible murmuring, followed by a gasp.>
Trump: “Maybe later, sweetie. I just ate. Now where was I, before Dick so rudely interrupted me?”
Stephen Miller: “You were talking about making America greater and mightier and more powerful than it’s ever been, fuhrer!”
Even President Franklin never wrote a letter like this among the other great things he did, like discovering electricity using only a kite. So think about that folks. And thank you.
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