Trump: The Christmas Grift That Just Keeps Grifting …
With his legal bills piling up, Trump has come up with an evil plan that would make even the Grinch jealous …
Thanksgiving 2021 at Mar-a-Lago: God, Family, and Plenty of Whine …
What a Thanksgiving dinner sounds like where everybody is completely miserable. Please pass the whine …
EXCLUSIVE: What Trump’s Meeting to Overthrow the Election Sounded Like
With but weeks to Joe Biden’s inauguration, Donald Trump presses on with his valiant dream team of inconsequential nobodies to throw out elections results he positively hates.
EXCLUSIVE: Trump Kids To Make Shocking Announcement at RNC
In this exclusive Donny Jr. tells about the Christmas morning he bravely shot the neighbor’s golden retriever, and the revelation of a sixth Trump child …
Trump Upset Lazy, Dying People Are Dragging His Poll Numbers Down
Ever wonder what a Trump meeting on COVID-19 sounds like? Well, it sounds just-like-this …
Ivanka Trump Uses Very Important Letter to Type Fevered Defense of Daddy
As the “meanies” in the Democratic Party made life miserable for her father and impeachment echoed through the West Wing, Ivanka Trump rode to her daddy’s defense with a letter for the ages …
EXCLUSIVE: What a WH Meeting Aimed at Further Stoking a Racist Fire Looks Like
Ivanka: <11 seconds of inaudible murmuring, followed by a gasp.>
Trump: “Maybe later, sweetie. I just ate. Now where was I, before Dick so rudely interrupted me?”
Stephen Miller: “You were talking about making America greater and mightier and more powerful than it’s ever been, fuhrer!”
In Christmas Letter, Trump Thanks Christian Soldiers, Slams Red Trees
Even President Franklin never wrote a letter like this among the other great things he did, like discovering electricity using only a kite. So think about that folks. And thank you.
Ivanka Trump Defends America’s ‘Sugar Daddy’ in Giggly, Passionate Letter to World
THE WHITE HOUSE Saturday, August 4, 2018, 8:22 a.m. Dear America The Oh So, So, So Beautiful: Hi, everybody, it’s […]
In Powerful Letter, Trump Announces Plans for Exterior, Defends Sanders, Rips Mueller
THE WHITE HOUSE Saturday, March 10, 2018, 4:43 a.m. Dear American Patriots! First, I just want to apologize for not […]