Rage-Filled Trump Dares Cowardly Republicans to Vote For Him

With his poll numbers falling, Donald Trump took aim at Republicans who are not standing with him and the KKK while he attacks America’s enemies …

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In Powerful Memorial Day Letter Trump Bravely Explains Why He Never Served

Even though his pecker worked fine, Donald J. Trump sacrificed for his country by staying behind during the war so that he could bravely patrol his father’s yacht club. Seldom have we seen such selflessness …

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‘America’s No. 1 Christian’ Claims Victory in Stirring Easter Letter

“So here I am making another selfless sacrifice just like Jesus used to do and writing to you when I could be planting palm trees, chasing after Easter eggs or golfing.”

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Taking ‘No Responsibility At All’ is a Hallmark of Evil

That Trump can say he doesn’t and won’t “take responsibility at all” for a life-threatening crisis that has been so brutally mishandled under his crooked gaze, should end it right there for him.

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EXCLUSIVE: Man Nobody Knows Helped in Planning to Get ‘Uppity’ Ukraine Ambassador

Donald Trump was riding high after Bill Barr squashed the Mueller Report last spring and figured there was never going to be a better time to destroy the candidacy of Joe Biden. So a plan was hatched that would change the course of history …

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In Scathing, Jesus-Like Letter, Trump Slams Christian Newspaper that Attacked Him

As you know, when you read the Bible every night like I do, that those were very, very trying times, folks. It wasn’t easy being Jesus. He’d walk around and give terrific speeches all over the place like I do. Oh sure, he didn’t draw the crowds I did, but people loved him and prayed for him anyway.

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In Explosive Staff Meeting Trump Goes After Pence and the Truth About Ukraine

As tensions in the White House reached a boiling point Wednesday night, an impeachment-ravaged Donald J. Trump called some key players together to move forward in his attack on the truth, the Kurds, America and Mike Pence.

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EXCLUSIVE: What a WH Meeting Aimed at Further Stoking a Racist Fire Looks Like

Ivanka: <11 seconds of inaudible murmuring, followed by a gasp.>
Trump: “Maybe later, sweetie. I just ate. Now where was I, before Dick so rudely interrupted me?”
Stephen Miller: “You were talking about making America greater and mightier and more powerful than it’s ever been, fuhrer!”

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